- Mum: "You thinking about changing sex?"
- Me: "Oh aye. I want nothing more to do than to windmill my eventual dick all day."
- Mum: "Fuck up"
"Our lives will not be happy, but they will be harmless and free from the misery I now feel. Oh! my creator, make me happy; let me feel gratitude towards you for one benefit!"
Cydnee | 20 | Scottish